the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

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dont hate me cause you cant penetrate me

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did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

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I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

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mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass


life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

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my biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death

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How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

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