the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

(Source: foodtrucker, via pizza)

oomshi:

dont hate me cause you cant penetrate me

(via greatwhiteprivilege)

did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

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bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

(via pizza)

styleswanky:

mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

(via shotapatrol)

nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

(via leeedah)

carcat:

my biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death

(Source: ayatokiwa, via wingsofbadass)