the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
dont hate me cause you cant penetrate me
did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%
I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles
mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows